One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, “mom, what is a synonym?”
“what? Don’t you ever know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When i describe you as foolish, i mean you’re silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is?”
“yes,a synonym is using bad language.”the child concluded.
 
一个10岁的孩子问母亲：“妈妈，什么是同义词？”
“你说什么？竟然连同义词都不懂！真是个笨蛋。我说你是个笨蛋，就是说你是个傻瓜，是个蠢货。你现在明白同义词的意思了吗？”
“明白了。同义词就是骂人。”