One day there were three boys walking down the street, and suddenly they heard cries for help. When the boys got to the noise they saw bill Clinton drowning in a lake. The three boys saved him from drowning.
Clinton asked the boys how he could ever repay him. The first boy said, “I want a boat.”
The second boy said, “I want a truck.”
And the third boy said, “I want three tombstones with all our names on them.”
Clinton asked, “why is that, son?”
The little boy said, “because when my dad finds out that we save you, he is going to kill all of us !”

一天三个男孩子在街上走着，突然他们听到有人在喊救命。他们走到发出喊声的地方时发现克林顿在湖里快淹死了。他们三个把他救了起来。
克林顿问他怎么才能回报他们。第一个男孩说：“我想要条船。”
第二个男孩说：“我想要辆卡车。”
第三个男孩说：“我想要三个写有我们名字的墓碑。”
克林顿问：“孩子，你为什么想要这个呢？”
小男孩回答说：“因为如果我爸爸发现我们救了你的话，他会要我们三个的命的。”