Paris Hilton went to her doctor with two red ears.
The doctor asked her “what happened?”
She answered, “I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”
“oh dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
“but what happened to your other ear?”
“the person called back.”
 
帕丽斯·希尔顿两只耳朵红红地去看医生。
医生问：“怎么了？”
她回答说：“我在熨衬衫，突然电话响了。我一不小心没把电话而是把熨斗拿了起来放到耳朵上了。”
医生觉得很难以置信，叫道：“天呐！那你另一只耳朵怎么了？”
帕丽斯·希尔顿回答说：“那个人又打了一次电话。”