Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says: “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other one for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter.”
Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, and there was only one man on the line of men that dominated women.
God got mad and said: “you men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one on that line?”
The man said, “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”
 
世上的每一个人死后都上了天堂，神说：“男人分成两队，一队是在世上控制女人的男人，另一队是被女人鞭打的男人。另外，女子自成一队跟着圣彼德走。”
队伍列好后，被女人鞭打的一队有100英里长，而控制女人的那一队仅有一人。
神生气地说：“你们男人应该感到羞耻，我按照自己的形象创造了你们，而你们却被女子鞭打。看看，我那唯一站着一队的孩子，他使我骄傲，你们应该向他学习。孩子，告诉他们，你是如何成为唯一站在这一队上的人的？”
这名男子回说：“我不知道，我太太让我站这里的！”