My wife-to-be and I were at the county clerk’s office for our marriage license. After recording the vital information—names, dates of birth, etc. the clerk handed me our license and deadpanned, “No refunds, no exchanges, no warranties.”
 
我和未婚妻在县办公室领结婚证。在登记完重要信息——诸如名字、出生日期等后，办事员把结婚证递给我，然后面无表情地说，“不退钱、不包换、不保修。”