The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, “Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot. ”
“Why use my elbow and foot? ”
“Well, gosh, “was the reply, “You’re not coming empty-handed, are you? ”
 
声名狼藉的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一朋友解释怎么找到他家的时候说：“你上到五楼，用胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用脚把门推开。”
“为什么我要用我的胳膊肘和脚呢？”
“开哪！”吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧？”